Woah, I am too boy there. Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. The channel changes to a political debate. You said "ding-a-ling", any damn thing. Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge. . Thank you! (with hisAl salute)- Richard Karn (2002-2003), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it/this!" [BUZZ]. (as it turns out, "CONDOM" is the #2 answer, and Ray slams into the podium). (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: Gynecologist. My grandmother. Harvey: Name a place people like to escape to.Contestant: A drunken state!Harvey:*looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*. Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. ), you (challengers) are the new champs, otherwise you (champions) keep your title! I'm gonna say a few words at the end. SCRIPT FOR FAMILY FEUD - ILS IN APPLIED ECONOMICS *Title of the game show appears Voice over- Patuloy ang labanan para sa P250,000 dito sa Family Feud. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). Alright, you can not say the same word. ", 1992 Pilot (Second Half): Harvey: You think because youre pronouncing the word "naked nekkid, that means it's different? (insert winning family) are going for the money/(insert money amount) right after (we watch) this." "It's time for the Family Feud! NOTE #1: When Richard Dawson hosted the show, he will sometimes omit "said" before the number of people appeared on the board. I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. We will miss you, Richard. My parents. She said, "Who makes a rainbow?". Thank you, thank you! O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! - Richard Karn (2004-2006), "I'm John O'Hurley saying goodbye for now." O'Hurley: Name the night of the week with the worst TV programs.Contestant:UPN. (Ready for action!) ", Celebrity Family Feud (2008, other episodes): "Tonight on Celebrity Family Feud, it's(insert montage)(insert celebrity team #1)! O'Hurley: Name something that a fed-up wife might finally tell her husband to do for himself.Contestant: Umsatisfy himself. Family Feud has been a part of the American pop culture landscape for decades now. [laughter]. Harvey: Name something that can ruin a kiss.Contestant: A mustache. O'Hurley: Name a part of your body that never gets sunburned.Contestant: My butt. . Dawson: Oh, okaylet us see what he said! Harvey:You shut up, lady. - Louie Anderson (going into a second commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, we're gonna Triple the points and find out who's gonna play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000. ), "Is Number (insert number)(insert answer)?" (camera snapshot)God bless all the little children in the world. Contestant: In nothing. If player 1 makes a correct first guess, they get control of the round. All right. (Upon a family with two strikes), (you clear the board,)your family wins the game. "Hey, you can play Feud online anytime at www.uproar.com. I gotta tell you. ", "This is Joey Fatone from Universal Orlando Resort in sunny Florida! - Ray Combs about the Bullseye Round, "We'll get started right now, with the Bullseye round, and we'll put $15,000 in their banks. Family Feud is a game where players must guess the most popular survey answers. God bless all the little children in the world. Dawson: Name a part of a telephone. Just help me. Thank you, please. I said, "God.". - Richard Dawson (going into a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "I need two players for $5,000/$10,000/Fast Money. You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. We'll settle this Feud right after this. We'll be back to play Fast Money right after this, don't go away." O'Hurley: Name a famous Carey (or Cary/Carrie).Contestant:John Kerry. Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. AUDIENCE: FAST MONEY!" - Richard Dawson (to the Controlling Family during the Triple Round if time runs short), "Top three answers on the board. Contestant Kenneth: Your shoes. [buzzer]. Let's go to Billy. Dawson: Somewhere you see Farrah Fawcett's face. Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! O'Hurley: Name something people do to warm off on a cold day.Contestant: Have a glass of lemonade. It's/Welcome the (insert family #2)!" Answer (1 of 4): .Yes and no. - Burton Richardson (2009-10), "Want to be on Family Feud with Steve Harvey? 3. Karn: Name a sport husbands and wives can play together. You and your family could win a lot of cash and a brand new car! What, what is "upine", this is the greatest answer ever heard, I steal you, I steal you, I think it is the #1. O'Hurley: 401 Contestant: 401(k) jelly. And I said, "Yeah!". (laughter from one of the teams)This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like their at home. If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world. And now, the star of our show, STEVE HARVEY! Please sit down. - Gene Wood (1981-1985), We will be back with more Family Feud with Richard Dawson in just a moment! - Gene Woods throwing back to Richard after plugs, "If your family would like to tryout for Family Feud, and you live in the Los Angeles area (or expect to be there), call area code [[2]]. I've done lots and lots of jobs, and I've never, ever had a job like Family Feud. - Ray Combs on the first episode of the daily syndicated version from 1988, "Thank you. The first family to reach 500 points takes home the Jackpot, plus a trip to the Family Circle Cup Tennis Tournament in Charleston, South Carolina this April." Be good to your family/families. Even if I never work again, they'll just be near me. Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". - Ray Combs mostly on a Fast Money loss but sometimes on a Fast Money win, "The Big Board got 'em!" - John O'Hurley and Steve Harvey, "Welcome back to the (Family) Feud. - Richard Dawson giving his opening speech on the 1985 ABC finale season. Combs: You know, the #1 answer was "Barks". - Richard Dawson, "(Yes,) They did!" Let's startthe championship match on the new FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! 4. Dawson: A food that comes in instant-form. [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. Combs: You think that made the survey? "Welcome to the newFamily Feud Challenge! I think I'm prepared, soif you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! (Play at home!)" That's very touching, but I'm double parked now, and so, we have to get on with this. Now sp-spe Now, here's the star/host of our show, LOUIE ANDERSON!!! You'll get the answer as we play The New Family Feud Challenge! Contestant: Wet! - Richard Karn, John O'Hurley, and Steve Harvey, "For this survey, we're asking/we'll ask youfor the Top/Number One answer only. "Hey! - Richard Dawson (1976-1985; 1994-1995), "For the (Family) Feud, I'm Ray Combs saying thank you for watching. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win; early from 1999), "That answer has to be up there for you to stay alive/steal. Wow! (insert two winning family members). YOU SAID BONER! Combs: Name an excuse that a girl uses not to invite you in after a date. Combs: Describe the weather with a word or phrase that could also describe your wife. I want to publicly acknowledge Howard Felsher, who's our executive producer. You said "kickball"! A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. - Ray Combs (1988-1994), "(I love this game!) (Bye-bye.)" From (insert location here, followed in the first season by a rhyming couplet about the family name), it's the (insert family #2)!! Okay now, welcome to celebrity Family Feud. I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. What would he want to be buried in other than a casket? So, write to us, won't ya? Harvey: We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16 Contestant: Said,the medical terminology. < Family Feud Edit Contents 1 Opening Spiels 2 Quotes & Catchphrases 2.1 Fast Money 2.2 Final Episode 2.3 Steve Harvey Catchphrases 3 Contestant Plug 4 Ticket Plug 5 Funny Contestant Guesses 5.1 Richard Dawson 5.2 Ray Combs 5.3 Louie Anderson 5.4 Richard Karn 5.5 John O'Hurley 5.6 Steve Harvey 6 Commemorative Speeches 7 Taglines [buzzer]. Harvey: At what age does a person struggle to stay up til midnight on New Year's Eve. Dawson: Name something you buy in a delicatessen. (1975 Pilot, 1976-1982), A Mark Goodson Television Production." O'Hurley: Name a TV show a man should be embarrased that he watches.Contestant:The Andy Griffith Show. (thats in) Hollywood, Calif. (thats) 90028! Steve: Welcome to Family Feud! Traditionally, Family Feud teams consist of five players, so teams of 4 to 6 are ideal. Karn: Name a famous Dennis.Contestant: Buddy Holly. - Family Feud host (on the second and later Face-Off questions; Ray Combs and Richard Karn will not say the first line on the second and later questions; since 2010, Steve Harvey will not say the first line at the start of Round 1), "We asked 100 people these five questions." Combs:[during Fast Money]Name a place you check in and out of. Let's start the NEWFAMILY FEUD!!!! ", can steal and win (the game)/take us to Sudden Death. Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit you might buy only one of. ", 1987 Pilot: Then, advance to the next slide, where the question is displayed but not the answers. "It's time for the Family Feud! Contestant: $1.75. For Steve Harvey's first year of hosting, Joey Fatone opens the show by saying the name of the game show, his own name and location.). Now, here's the star of our show, (insert funny nickname here), MR. RICHARD KARN!!! - Richard Dawson (1975 Pilot), "(We) Love ya. Who's gonna play? If you live in the San Diego area (or expect to be there), call area code [[3]]. We wont forget you. - Ray Combs (commemorating creator Mark Goodsons death in 1992), Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to remember a former host of Family Feud, Ray Combs. [buzzer] You're a little strange. - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! If you are a fan of this game, you probably understand its popular catchy phrases, usually followed by a buzzer sound. Mama's Family; s1e5 - Family Feud - script; Search. Dawson: A country that begins with the letter S. Dawson: Tell me how long is too long for a house guest to visit. Karn: Name a TV show set on an island.Contestant 1:Miami Vice.Contestant 2:General Hospital. - Ray Combs (upon a strong shout sometimes whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "Didn't make our survey." Let's start the (NEW) FAMILY FEUD!!!! This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. (got 8 points!). Contestant: A gun. We're gonna play the game, and the champs are right here, the Murphys. [laughter and applause from the audience]O'Hurley: You started off with romantic encounters in the elevatorContestant: You have no idea that this is--O'Hurley:Penicillin fromMexico, and now your advice to the fed-up husband from his wife is "go satisfy yourself". That's me! This isnot good. Harvey:Okay, what'd you say? I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!" "- Richard Dawson, "This is going to be a little different from normal. - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "I need two people for Fast Money. Whoever gets this Top/(Number) Oneanswer wins/will win the game." - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") Woofs!" It's/Introducing (insert team #1) playing for (insert charity)! [buzzer]. (Our)Survey said/says!" - Richard Dawson from his 1995 "America's Finest" week season finale. I love you, man. Harvey: Fill in the blank;when I was a kid, we didn't have what? Harvey:(mocking her) "We're goin' for the money, so that makes it alright! Since its launching, the "Feud" has gone through many changes, from different emcees to cancellations, revivals, and the move to syndication. Just drop them in the ground. ", you (champions) remain the champs, otherwise the new champs are called the (challengers)!". Here's the question. Dawson: Name an animal with three letters in its name. On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Now, Family Feud can be enjoyed twice a day, for twice as much fun with the greatest families in America battling it out for their family honor, and in the evening version, they're playing for $10,000." And the (insert family #2 [and their names]), on your marks! I really thank you. I'm (your man) Steve Harvey; wegot a(nother)good one for you today. . THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! TV STUDIO THE SCENE OPENS IN THE TV STUDIO FOR THE LIVE TAPING OF THE HIT GAME SHOW "FAMILY FEUD". (Before the Fast Money round starts). If I look happy tonight, I am. FAMILY FEUD INT. Male Contestant: DICK! There were people upset, that I would embrace or hug someone of a different color. [buzzer] Oh, uh pass. - Host, "If (number of people needed) said (2nd player's answer to final question), you'll win $XX,XXX." - Richard Karn from the first episode from 2002, "Thank you,thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. Welcome to Family Feud. OnFamily Feud, we have two typical American families, they come out, battle it out for glory, honor, the joy of winning, and a whole lotta spending money. The Bullseye Game means that one of these families could win up to $20,000. The Dubra family against the Spoerri family. Find your station, watch outrageous clips and even get YOUR family on the Feud! I'll ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds. Contestant: One another's husbands. We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." ", "Pass or Play?" She said, "God God makes people. How the scantily clad mean you're naked, if they're scantily clad, you have own a little bit of clothing on. I have, uh, been studying all of the great CBS shows. Family Feud is a mainstay in American (and international) television because people love the game. - Current version, "If you plan on being in Los Angeles, and would like to be a part of our studio audience, simply call these toll free numbers for tickets and information: In California, call [[5]]. - Gene Wood (1988-1993). Oh hell, yeah. [buzzer] Dawson[to the other family]: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), your family steals, your family wins the game/$XXX,XXX. You got a pillow, a doll, mirror, using a hand, that stuff animal is waiting, you put all your damn thing. His very small package. 90028. Mama's Family (1983-1990): Season 1, Episode 5 - Family Feud - full transcript. Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. I gotta do at least 30 minutes of fun and laughter, and you make me gonna cry, when you give me kind of that welcome, and I think you succeeded it. For this crew thatdone every show we do here, the show has done other networks, they've been with us nine years, and the men and women that worked with ABCand do this show, I followed through hell and marvelous. But, most of all, we love a challenge and the thrill of winning against all odds. It is the #1, oh really, you tell you what, it will be number #1 onYouTube, but I think it is the #1 up there! Dawson: Name an occupation in which you disguise your appearance. Combs: Name a liquid that people drink when they're sick. Harvey: Name something in their homes that people always keep hitting. We got (insert celebrity team #1) playing for (insert charity of choice), and (insert celebrity team #2) playing for (insert charity of choice). This template is intended for presentations relating to esports and game development. Combs: Their husbands? O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. Would you and your family like to have a good time? And welcome to the Feud! ", (Same words but it got arranged in a different order. - Richard Dawson on the first episode of the ABC daytime version in 1976, "Thank you, alright! Let's check the scoreboard." My daughter, and my wife, my two sons I love. I've got the question, you've got the answers. Bing. I'm not going to repeatit again." (audience laughs) Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! Dawson: Name a question such as how old are you, that you might answer with a lie. All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! - John O'Hurley from the first episode from 2006, "Thank you,thank you, everybody. What is the number 1 Bullseye answer? It's the (insert family #1) versus the (insert family #2)! [buzzer]O'Hurley: I think the holidays are going to be a very different experience for you this year. That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. Contestant: Orange. ", you win the (game and the)car." Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass. Sweet Eddie, I thank you. Bye-bye. ", 20022003: If you live in the New York City area (or expect to be there), call area code [[4]]. What's the top answer to this question: What's Found in nearly ever refrigerator? Harvey:Forgive me, I'm sorry. Please do not (attempt to) ask me to repeat. "(wild cheers and applause)RICHARD: Thank you, please. There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia. - Family Feud Host, "We surveyed 100 Men/Women this time." Alright, today we got great actors versus great directors. (audience laughing)They are so special and wonderful. - Ray Combs when a family member hit it right on the nose during the Bullseye Round. - Richard Dawson (when the answer did not made the survey), "Three seconds!" Harvey: You gonna sit up here on national TV and say "nekkid", and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it! [This contestant demonstrated the hazards of buzzing in too soon during the face-off.] Another one, and, Fitzgeralds, get ready to steal. ", 19761985; 19941995: +Ray would announce the Bullseye answer after he came out. And now, here's your host, RICKI LAKE!!! That's the wrong show!" He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. Here's the star of Family Feud, RAY COMBS!!! Here are the rules and a list of 100 Family Feud survey questions and survey answers you can use to play the game with. A text-based Family Feud game build on a client-server architecture. Harvey: Instead of a casket, name something a person might choose to be buried in Harvey: (starts laughing) In a---In a-- Let's see here. It's Celebrity Family Feud! - Ray Combs in the second half of the 1992 pilot, "Welcome to The Family Feud Challenge. Joe and Beldar, come on, let's go! - Gene Wood (1985 Daytime Finale). O'Hurley: We asked 100 womenname a place you'd hate to discover you were growing hair. Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. The number 2 answer is (insert answer). Make those answers count!" Write and run a set of commands to automate . Mike:(buzzes in)Shit. According to statistics, this game is the third most famous show in all-time excellent TV shows. Discover everything about America's hottest game show, hosted by Steve Harvey. That's my favorite answer this year. Harvey: Yeah, look at her answers you think you think that's shocking. Dawson: A food associated with Christm- [chuckles] food associated with Christmas. Harvey: Yeah, man. - Ray Combs (whenever a strike was gotten or an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You're over 100." This is Family Feud. This template can be used for showcasing any sort of game content you can think of, including any Family Feud-type games. Harvey: Fill in the blank, pie in the what. - Richard Dawson (going to a commercial; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "The Feud has begun, but we're going all the way to 300, and somebody's playing for $5,000/$10,000. Best Family Feud OUTTAKES Steve Harvey, Gerry Dee, Grant Denyer Bonus Round 725K subscribers 102K views 2 years ago FAMILY FEUD HOSTS GO OFF THE RAILS!. - Johnny Gilbert on introducing Richard Dawson, Daytime 19921993: "Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge! Karn: Name something that starts with the word "club".Contestant: Golf club. Welcome to Family Feud. (tosses his card off stage)" - Louie Anderson (1999-2002), "See ya next time, on the Feud!" - Ray Combs said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "(insert 1st name) got you (insert points gotten by 1st player). Journalist: The war in Bolodzka raged on today as rebel troops seized control. Let's have some fun." - said coming out of the final commercial break since the show's incarnation in 1999 until 2010, "Your partner is off-stage with headphones on; he/shecannot see or hear your answers. If I been in the mirror, down the little girl down there, paper doll came down there. If we still have a show! They were good people. Dawson:[laughs along with audience]This man's flying airplanes for us. Male Contestant: DICK! Let's start the FAMILY FEUD! Bye." (insert score recap)." I Know! It's all about points. - Louie Anderson from the first episode from 1999, "It's time for the Feud. Contestant: Uh,can I say nekkid? Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." I'm Ray Combs, the new host of the show. "Someone/Somebody's gonna play for $5,000/$10,000. Dawson: Name a time that most people go to bed. Thank you very much, you made me feel right at home." The (insert winning team) won the game. Dawson: Name something made of leather--Contestant after buzzing in: A purse. The number 2 answer is Butter. ", and she changed my whole life with that statement. - said before the second contestant plays Fast Money, "Let's remind everyone of (insert name)'s answers!" Dawson: Name something that people take with them to the bath besides soap and a towel. Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. He was a producer in the beginning of the show, and he helped steer and guide the way that we went, and he and I fall a lot of times, but I tell you, that he is important, and I should acknowledge him, because he was the one, with me, that, we said, "Let anybody come on this show, anyone that could play this game, no matter what color or creed, no matter if they're in a wheelchair or they have no sight!". Get online." ", 1992 Pilot (First Half): [BUZZ]. Dawson: Give me a slang name for policeman. Harvey: How long could you go without buying something new. - Steve Harvey (commemorating former host Feud Louie Anderson in 2022), "We'll be right here, right on the Family Feud. That said, the show *does* rerack questions. Contestant: Willie the Pooh? Family Feud is a classic television game show that premiered in 1976 and continues airing today. - said to the player before the start of the Fast Money round, "Turn around!" Harvey: Name something that gets passed aroundContestant: A Joint. Ang magpipinsan from Caloocan, ang Abuel Family (Kharmella and French Abuel) vs ang defending champion, ang De Guzman Family (Cheska at Shane De Guzman). Let's meetthe Del Campo Family: Jim, James, Ed, Steve and Robert, on your marks! And the winner of this opening round, will go on to face our championship family, the Kakadelas family, awaiting the chance to come back to the stage for a chance at thousands of dollars more! "You got the cash/$5,000/$10,000!" Playing against the Campbell Family: Dre, Ava, E-Bay, Estelle and Sharee, on your marks! Combs: A CONDOM!!?!?!?!?! Give me the most popular answer." Good ain't gonna sound right, the medical term is almost worse a slang term would at least make your ding-a-ling something. Somehow, he actually gets the Harper clan (including Ellen, but not Fran or Sonia) on . Hollywood, CA 90028.. Arthur's Family Feud/Transcript < Arthur's Family Feud View source Introduction The TV shows a journalist standing in front of a partly destroyed building. O'Hurley: Name something women get tired of carrying.Contestant: A wig. Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. I have no doubt. - Ray Combs (on a Face-Off during the Triple Round if time runs short), "You only get one strike, so they get to steal immediately." I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. - Steve Harvey from the first episode from 2010, "You fell short/failed to get/win the big money last time." Thank you very much. From all of us here at the Feud, youll be missed, Mr. Goodson. Now, here's the star of our show, RICHARD KARN!!! I just got this job! Contestant: Santa Claus. Harvey: So, you thought that this answer would be just fine, in front of your mama and daddy and then your 90-year-old grandfather. Playing against (the challengers,)the (insert family #2), on your marks! Happy Birthday, America. It's the first thing that came to my head. A food associated with Christmas. What is Family Feud? I am a stuff animal. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that goes on a Frankfurter. Everyone/Everybody settle down! You will hear it. Harvey: (starts laughing) What did he want do to you? Combs:[during Fast Money]Something your dog does. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), (not only your family wins the game,)your family wins the car." Combs:[during Fast Money]A position on a football team. I just have to thank this crew. Just look at me." Well, it's a little late for that. Harvey: He's praying? It's time to play Fast Money for WINNING TEAM: $10,000/$20,000!" Thank you for the ovation, and thank you for joining us at home. (to Jason Black, a contestant) All right, Jason; the man who knows all things depilotory! - Family Feud host (going into a second commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "(insert family with the leading score), you can still win the game if you take this question all the way out."